Canadians Threaten to Sue Maui for Post-Paradise Stress Disorder

A new illness has been diagnosed: Post-Paradise Stress Disorder (PPSD). The symptoms are severe and pernicious: patients suffer from depression, irritability and exquisite sensitivity to local weather patterns, especially cold, wet, or icy ones. Occurring all over North America, it’s been heavily reported in northern climates, including Ontario, Canada, where the disease was first discovered. […]